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Weasel

An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)
‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021
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slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.
She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
by racheal18 October 13, 2021
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weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
by the lioness god October 31, 2021
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Thea 'Weasel' Browne

Thea 'Weasel' Browne often confused for as rat, is known for having a huge 18 inch mega futa cock which she uses to swing around in a helicopter motion to create energy that she uses to power her 500k gaming rig.
Fuck you Thea 'Weasel' Browne, I don't want your amonguse porn. leave me alone.
by Cl115 August 17, 2021
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Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)
'Her lady weasel's out again.'
by ladyweasel July 21, 2013
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dancing with the weasel

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight
by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012
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Smacking the Weasel

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.
by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011
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