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Oden Viking Warrior

A legend of his own time. A voice so sexy it can make a walrus moan and a face so pretty, he can make a straight man turn gay with the wink of an eye. A god walking amongst mere mortals...in other words, Oden is the balls
That dude is so Oden Viking Warrior-ish that he got a hardcore carpet licking lesbian to sleep with him by cutting off his own twig and berries.
by Oden the Viking Warrior November 2, 2006
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water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight
by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014
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Load Warrior

A man that is known for ejaculating enormous amounts of semen during sex. Also a porno movie of the same name from 1987 starring Peter North, where he plays a lone biker in the outback, being pursued by women to fulfill their semen quota. Plot loosely based on the "Road Warrior" starring Mel Gibson.
When Fletch shot his goo after being abstinent for a year, he almost drowned his partner. He was a real Load Warrior.
by Blumpster September 20, 2009
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Keyboard Warrior

A term coined by vocalist Mandy Lion (WWIII, Wicked Alliance) which is used to describe a "new breed of idiots which use the internet to mudsling people who actually have lives and careers" basically meaning pathetic losers who talk shit about people on the internet for no reason based on nothing e.g. calling someone a failure because they are not hugely successfully or bullying someone for the way they dress etc.
Keyboard Warrior`s are pathetic lowlife inbred scum!
by Thunder Of Ozz March 31, 2009
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keyboard warrior

A warrior who physically wields a keyboard as his main weapon.
That keyboard warrior beat the shit out of that guy with his keyboard.
by cosmiccountrynoir May 17, 2011
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Uncut Warrior

Someone Very Proud And Happy of containing extra foreskin on the tip of their penis.
Jimmy You Uncut Warrior You!
My girlfriend peeled back my Uncut Warrior!
by ohyeah76 October 20, 2009
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Warren Jeffs

A guy on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list for practising polygamy, sexual conduct with a minor and conspiracy to commit sexual conduct with a minor. He ran away from the Colorado City, Arizona/Hildale, Utah area and was seen in Texas later. Watch out hes got bodyguards!
Warren Jeffs is on the loose raping kids
by Hockey_Guy1414474 August 10, 2006
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