Wastebanded

The act of putting ones boner straight up towards the belly button inside the elastic part of their trousers trying to hide their boner.

I went on a date with a hot chick that gave me a woody. i wastebanded my boner so she wouldn't see it.

by Jeffro1265 June 23, 2011

Ball Washer

a term used in referance to someone`s mouth

hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!

by rob norwood May 18, 2004

University of WalterChoo

Also known as the University of Waterloo (UW or UofW or UoW) situated in Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, is not only well known for its arts and science but its large body of Asian students in comparison to other Universities in Ontario. Thus, renamed to "WalterChoo"

Kimchee Tran: Doosh doosh! I'm not an Asian Fail!! I can now apply to Waterloo with confidence!

Jonny Smith: HAH good for you man...but I think you mean UNIVERSITY OF WALTERCHOO...because of its high concentration of asian students...that place is basically runned by asians. I'll be at Laurier.

by MuGeN_TOM December 24, 2007

Gay Waiter

In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".

Shit, not another gay waiter!

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

walter winchell

Scumbag gossip columnist of the 1940s and 1950s who ruined reputations for some people and groups of people who didn't deserve it. Due to his unnecessary and completely false accusations lodged against the U.S. Merchant Marine in World War II, the men who served there were denied veterans benefits or even positive reputations until most of them died or were too old to have use for them. Assholes in Hollywood thought it would be honorable to make a movie in his honor in 1998, when all he deserves is an unmarked grave and obscurity from history.

"The U.S. Merchant Marine had the highest casualty ratio of any service in WW2, even higher than the Marine Corps, but thanks to Walter Winchell, they were accused of things that were not true, and until 1990 they were denied veteran's benefits or any real credit for winning the war, cause without them, the allies would have CERTAINLY lost the war."

by DasBoot85 December 26, 2007

power washer

busting a load onto a girls ass, only to clean her off with piss.

gave your mom a power washer after i got her all splooged up.

by kdfhbsedjKBRGEHT January 14, 2008

waste not want not

Expression referring to intention of being frugal

Once tasted, never wasted, so waste not want not.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008