Vag-amour

Vag-amour (N)

Similar to Bromance - a vag-amour is the profound love and affection which exists between two heterosexual females

Geez, Becky and Summer are like so inseparable -talk about a vag-amour...

by Spiffybiff November 3, 2010

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.

This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.

by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011