Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

Vag-Tracker

A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com

1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.

2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..

(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)

by Just^jess December 18, 2020

vegit vag

when your sex partner does not, or refuses to participate in sex.

"That hoe won't fuck me back"
"why"
"hoe be a vegit vag"

by First Class Krew April 15, 2008

Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.

The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".

by JimJum June 6, 2014

veet the vag

1. verb: to procrastinate.

2. verb: to masturbate.

1. i really veeted the vag on that paper.
2. i'm gonna go veet the vag.

by jameesees May 3, 2023

Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017