Truly unconditional love. The kind that knows no boundaries, and the kind that truly has no end in sight. These are the couples who get refrigerator magnets made for their 50th anniversaries. These are the kind who share pillows. But most of all, these are the kind who have a love that will never, ever quit...because its' just that strong.
by CJEAK January 10, 2008
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Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.
Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.
Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?
by I_TOUCH_MYSELF August 29, 2009
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Uppercased is short for "uppercase fucked" the meaning implying that something is so fucked, if you were to write it down it would have to be in all caps. A state of complete un-repairable madness.
I can't fix this piece of shit, it's totally uppercased.
I am so uppercased right now. I just lost my job.
I am so uppercased right now. I just lost my job.
by Willy5007 July 7, 2011
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Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
Teen 1: Dude I beat you!!!
Teen 2: Only because you keep on using the dragon uppercut over and over again ya douche bag.
by Andrew T in New Mexico December 17, 2008
Get the dragon uppercut mug.a punch brought from the ground..and swung upwards with such devastating force, the fist ignites in flames. used for instant decimation of enemies, and to make a definite statement.
john walked in on his girlfreind stacey in bed with his best friend stan..john dashed toward stacey and stan and gave them both a Firey uppercut..they were never seen again
stevens girlfriend jenny asked him if he could be her first blowjob. jennys lips were inches away from his manhood when he was interupted by hard knocking on his front door. it was a girlscout selling cookies. Enraged, steven lunged towards the 10 year old and gave her a firey uppercut so fierce her and her cookies, melted instantly
stevens girlfriend jenny asked him if he could be her first blowjob. jennys lips were inches away from his manhood when he was interupted by hard knocking on his front door. it was a girlscout selling cookies. Enraged, steven lunged towards the 10 year old and gave her a firey uppercut so fierce her and her cookies, melted instantly
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Get the Upped mug.The function of the Uppernux is to act as the "hidden hand" of the SIA by engaging in covert operations (some of questionable legality) in choral and other scholastic environments. Known cover-up operations include the past "operation bublin'" and the active "The Rain, it Raineth: ReMix" project.
Other SIA branches include The Fellowship of the Smodem and The Black Hand of Nod.
Other SIA branches include The Fellowship of the Smodem and The Black Hand of Nod.
by johnny rood man aka jtrain February 29, 2008
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