ultimatekeqingfan3072

Sexiest bitch alive
I guarantee you this person is funnier than your whole family combined

Also theyre looking for some lady gaga oreos on the scene

Wow did you see them i wish I could take them out theyre so funny
Ultimatekeqingfan3072 is so cool they mean so much to everything ultimatekeqingfan3072>my mom

by Tootybooty26 March 10, 2021

Ultimawebs

Shitty site which deeko pwns

Deeko>Ultima, you know im right.

by ... November 15, 2003

ultimatekaeyafvcker

A Kaeya lover.

“ultimatekaeyafvcker posted on tiktok 😱”
start running.

by Levi/Lev April 3, 2022

ultimatum

Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple scenarios he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. The game is initiated by shouting "ULTIMATUM!!!" followed by describing the three scenarios from which the subject has to choose. Make sure that the person chosen to receive this "ultimatum" to will take it very seriously and will be highly offended by being forced to choose as this will add comedic affect to the selection. By following the traditional rules of giving a painful scenario, a gay one, and one involving harm to a family member, you are setting up the subject to choose the gay option. When he/she does so, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!". This will lead to a very depressed reaction from the victim of your ultimatum, providing entertainment to the rest of the sadistic group that beats up on this poor kid.

Bill: "Hey Tony, ULTIMATUM!!!!, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer, have anal with your mailman, or kill your brother"

Tony: "O Cmon guys this is gay im not answerin this"

Bill: "Answer it or you're doin both!"

Tony: "Fine, the second one"

Bill: "YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!!!"

by tre smalls January 21, 2010

ultimatt

a term given to those named
Matthew, combining the terms
matthew and ultimate
therefore ULTIMATT, sometimes
spelt with an "!" instead of an "i"

'Matthew Joson is the first ultimatt/ult!matt'

'http://www.myspace.com/ultimatt_v2'

by u l t ! m a t t January 4, 2009

Ultimatepuff

The best thing that has ever happened to this world. The soul of the universe. The most important being of all. All who deny Ultimatepuff will be spammed to death.

John: Hey Steve, do you know Ultimatepuff?

Steve: You mean that spamming piece of---

A loud screeching sound suddenly hits Steve, a box labeled "spam" falls onto Steve.

by Ultimatepuff January 5, 2008

UltimateElectronics

The average idiot American wacthes up to 6 hours of T.V. a day!

That's right it is TV

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003