Ninja Turtles

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

by Nermine February 27, 2017

sea turtles

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.

"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"

by Sean Don and Codine October 17, 2008

Turtle Style

When having sexual intercousre with a girl that has extreme back acne "Doggy Style". By placing a pillow over top of her back to not see the groteque sight is the difference between the two. It was named by the girl looking like a Turtle in the process of intercourse.

Guy 1: Dude you know Debbie? I hit that last night. Turtle Style
Guy 2: Yeah, cool dude. I heard she had bad back achne.
Guy 1: Yeah I put a pillow on it, that stuff was nasty.

by Awesome_cakes January 21, 2011

fuzzy turtle

The act of pressing your scrodum between your butt cheeks, leaving a view from behind to that of a "Fuzzy Turtle"

"While driving down the road last night, Gary gave the passing car a fuzzy turtle"

by Boo-Rad September 3, 2007

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

I like turtles

Whenever you see an epic fail, let it know how much you like turtles. It's the latest trend, created by Brad Loeffler (not his real name) of MyYearbook.com on 6/19/10. Turtles will soon get worldwide recognition. It's only a matter of time ;)

I like turtles.

by BradLikesTurtles June 28, 2010