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Turkey

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.
Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"
by Johndoe5 December 27, 2015
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by VDanger May 4, 2011
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turkish bullwhip

When one deficates into a sock(usually a tubesock)and proceeds to violently beat another with it in a whip-like manner.Hence, "bullwhip."
"dude this chick wouldn't put out so I gave her a Turkish Bullwhip"
by goraphobia May 21, 2008
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turkey dump

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.
"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"
by Jillfer January 23, 2009
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Turkish

by thanksgiving April 26, 2005
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turkey

(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey
by Jam Master J November 24, 2005
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turkish face helmet

the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.
Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.
by tim desutter July 11, 2006
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