trout

An ugly and usually old woman

1) Look at that old trout
2) I don't fancy that moose she's an old trout

by Master Blaster July 11, 2003

trousersnake

A word used to define the male genital organ. More commonly used to describe a man similar to the lower form of a pantsman- a charming ladies man. Although in this case they are usually sexually harassing.

Dang, that boi was a trousersnake! Had his hands all over me all night, wouldnt leave me alone!

by hollywoodsdollface June 11, 2006

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003

Troutspeak

It's what alternating caps is officially known by. Alternating caps LoOk LiKe ThIs and tend to be used mostly in forums, because it takes quite a bit of time to type them out. I'm not sure why people do this, but they must think they've got a pretty good reason, because it's still being used despite the fact that it's very annoying.

Person A: "Hey man, check out my troutspeak. IsN't ThIs CoOl?"
Person B: "I think it makes you look like an idiot, actually."

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

Trouser Wicket

Thant part of a "Man" which is unique to his Gender, where a woman would have a "Lady Place" (See "Lady Place").

The woman said to the man, "Mmmmmmy, your "trouser wicket" is all I desire to make my Lady Place complete.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

Troube

Someone in the pretence that they are of a higher status than others.

Someone outwardly obnoxious and rude to display a sense of authority.

Q: Who are that group over by the champagne?
A: Oh, they're the Troubes'

"I demand that I speak to your manager immediately"
"Well he is busy, so stop being such a Troube"

by Sloads September 8, 2009

Scottish Bog Trotter

When the fine lady you're with agrees to anal but has an arse is so filthy you can't even be sure there's a definite hole, you go ahead with it then switch real quick to her snatch to teach her a lesson with your shit covered dick.

Tim: Did she finally let you in the back door?

Mike: Yeah, but she was so gross I had to give her the Scottish Bog Trotter so she'd clean her shit up.

by divinas commedia September 12, 2011