Troube 

Someone in the pretence that they are of a higher status than others.

Someone outwardly obnoxious and rude to display a sense of authority.

Q: Who are that group over by the champagne?
A: Oh, they're the Troubes'

"I demand that I speak to your manager immediately"
"Well he is busy, so stop being such a Troube"

Troube by Sloads September 8, 2009

troubleshart 

When you troubleshoot a seemingly simple issue and end up making it worse, requiring extensive cleanup.

Hey, Joe. Please take a look at this issue and try not to troubleshart it again.

troubleshart by SirGirthyRichards July 11, 2018

trailer trousers 

trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.

trailer trousers by GrayRider February 28, 2011

Trouder 

A trouder is the large and foul smelling turd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he's done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day's wage.

A a homeowner it's a double-downer. You're left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you're going to have to cough up a days wages.

As a tradesman it's a double-whammy. You have a nice long shit, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty J Arthur Rank over page 3....And you know you'll get paid for it.

I got home from work, I couldn't see any evidence of any work done to the porch, I assumed Dave the bricky hadn't been round...But as soon as I got in I was hit by the stench....I gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. I opened the door, and sure enough...He'd left a trouder. The smell was beyond compare, I can't imagine what bricklayers eat...shit by the smell of it...and it cost me a hundred quid for his day's work.

Trouder by Trouder-swallower April 6, 2014

Trouble puff 

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.

That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.

Trouble puff by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005

big trouble in little china 

Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.

Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.

big trouble in little china by SuperSonicX May 25, 2006