A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.
by slippy frog September 20, 2014
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John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
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The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018
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by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
Get the Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich mug.The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.
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