close buddies, best pals, etc. Like "two peas in a pod" or some other random tree-hugging crap like that.
Bob and Sara have been a couple forever. It seems like for as long as I can remember, they've been tight as toast.
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(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)
1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness
Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness
Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.
*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
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Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"
Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
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shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
TJ- "no mustard!'
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CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
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1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter
2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster
3. set timer to 6 minutes
4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl
5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter
2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster
3. set timer to 6 minutes
4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl
5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
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