Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e September 10, 2008

squirrel nutz

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

by akarod September 1, 2009

squishy squirrel

When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.

Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.

by doobersmacker August 2, 2010

SUICIDE SQUIRREL

The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.

Often found unmarred in the street.

I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.

by amiibootoyou November 5, 2010

Peep Squirrel

A strip of paper used for binding together individual plan sheets which, in a combined and bound state, comprise a "set" of plans.

Yo ... thread me summa dat Peep Squirrel dawg!

by Cleaveroy Languini August 30, 2007

Algerian Squirrel

Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.

"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014