Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

Comparing ice cream to sexually attractive people or things

Strawberry Short Titties
Rocky Titties
Vanilla Fudge Titties
Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

by fat kid in movie theater June 20, 2011

ming-ass-titties

a leer ropsided conch.

Day'm dat nigga's got ming-ass-titties

by princess consuela banana-hammok October 14, 2006

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003

BACON TITTIES

Titties. but more delicious!

Let's go eat some bacon titties at that strip club version of IHOP.

by MR.CHEESEFRIES April 21, 2014

Witch's Titties

Any instance in which a females nipples get hard.

That fat bitch coming out of the frozen food section has massive Witch's Titties!

by B-RizzleDizzle October 15, 2009

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

titties

slang used for "cool" or "awesome."

"Hey Tom, guess what?"
"What's that Tim?"
"I just found $500 cash on the ground"
"Wow, that's titties."

by Hybridrocknroll May 9, 2005