king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

by foultreebread April 28, 2017

Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink September 19, 2015

Third View

The 3rd View gang! see 3rd View

"Damn if one more of my homies gets wacked by the Third View I think I'll kill my self before they get me! Shit here comes stray!"

by stray May 06, 2004

6.5-tuple-third-cousin

6.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My 6.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

double-third-cousin

Double-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

My double-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021