pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

POSER

Not being real.Being corny. All of Hollywood now a days The china communist party Co intelligences Confucius institute Philly Artists

Your such a poser. Look at the Hollywood Posers

by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Poser

Someone who's not who they say they are, or who they appear to be.

He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Poser

Someone who's always someone other than who they were growing up.

The poser never told anybody he/she was a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020

Poser

-Pretending to be someone or something you're not
-usually in order to fit in somewhere that you're not wanted
-mostly found in groups such as emo, goth, hipster, or scene
-pretending to like things such as music or clothes, but knowing nothing about either.

There were many posers at the concert who didn't even know the bands that were playing or the words to their songs. They looked completely out of place.

by hipsterrwithoutlenses November 29, 2010

Poser

A poser is someone who attempts to become something they're not, generally in the hope of being accepted by others.

Poser punk: "Anarchy in the U.K"
Random guy: "What the fuck?! Shut up, poser, we're in America! Cut the England bullshit, you've probably never even been there!!"

by iAmMeFUCKYOU August 16, 2011