Card-Dogged

The act of playing a game of cards on a females back while doing her doggy style. Types of games include but not limited to: klondike, war, go fish, uno, black Jack, 5 card stud or old maid!

Mac: what did you do last night?
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??

by C-bear84 September 7, 2010

E-Card

The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.

by CeteraPerry May 25, 2020

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Gaffed cards

Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).

No way Josh! How did you do that trick?

I'm not telling...

Please!!!

Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.

You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.

by PeAcE June 12, 2012

Age card

Basically when someone is 16 and their friend is 15 and someone accuses the 16 year old of being a pedophile with absolutely no concept of what a pedophile actually is. If the 16 year old has a row with the 15 year old, then the 15 year old will appeal to emotion through creating false accusations of the 16 year old of being a pedophile. Essentially, the younger person does this to cultivate victimhood and make the 16 year old look bad.

16 year old: You ugly fuck

15 year old: pEdOpHiLe!

16 year old: Pulling the age card are we?

by UltimateDoge July 15, 2021

door card

The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".

I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

cop card

Cops play this card to avoid being indicted for things like shooting an unarmed black kid.

"Officer, just play the cop card with the grand jury and you're home free "

by Glad You're Not Here December 20, 2014