Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.

"I buffalo boned that bitch."

by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005

Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

meet and bone

a date that ends in a one night stand

Kanye had high expectations for the date, but it just turned into another meet and bone.

by stankylegs143 September 8, 2013

Game Of Bones

when a Game of Thrones episode has an unusually high rate of boobs in one episode. can also be used if the penis to boob ratio is in the favor of the penis

e.g. 1 "wow last episode was a real game of bones"
e.g. 2 "that was a real game of bones! there were at least 3 more penis' than boobs!"

by Madchickenattacks June 16, 2014