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Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time
''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''
by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009
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shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks
Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping
by diugh April 21, 2016
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Shank

Any sweaty man who has black nails and a greasy trim,this look is achieved by not showering and being extra fruit with the boys
Yo Daniel did you see that shank coming to sell us lucos
by Shankintosh January 7, 2021
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Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 26, 2009
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shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time
i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank
by uk G man June 17, 2008
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