Nipples of the North

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.

Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."

by Chinote June 8, 2013

Sub-nipples

The small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like little mini-nipples. The scientific name for sub-nipples is glands of Montgomery, or Montgomery’s tubercles.

I love a tit that has those sub-nipples on the areola.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

joystick nipples

Nipples that have a broad flat top about the circumference of a coat button, surrounded by a small areola, altogether giving the appearance of a PlayStation joystick.

Yo, Evelyn has joystick nipples.

by Kripe Walker August 14, 2019

puddy nipples

male nipples (generally) that have large or abnormal areolas. unpleasant to look at and necessary to call attention to amongst one's friends.

haha ew greg you've got some puddy nipples, put those things away before i puke.

by king barley April 6, 2009

face nipple

High cheek bones which rise after a smile. Resembling face nipples

Your so cute when you smile Katie, with your face nipples.

by Jhgyv August 6, 2018

Nipple Shitter

A person who has a knack for defecating on a person's perky nipples. Possibly during intimacy.

A person who is such a huge bull shitter that it makes your nipples pop.

Last night, I found out Stacy's mom is a nipple shitter.

Wow, I couldn't believe what the diarrhea bullshit that was coming out of their mouth. John, you are the biggest granny nipple shitter of all time.

by Mongacarta December 20, 2009