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magic queue

When you are waiting in line and an additional lane opens, allowing those behind you to bypass your position in line and be serviced while you continue to wait.
I got so pissed off when I got magic queued by the bitch behind me when lane 12 opened up at the grocery store.
by magicray June 24, 2009
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oyster magic

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017
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magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020
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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
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Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.
Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?
by Jstu May 27, 2018
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Magic Johnson

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."
by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019
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Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.
There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!
by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011
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