Telehubby

when your husband (who is your dad) dresses up as a large yellow/green/purple/red baby monster and you are no longer sexually attracted to their intellect.

Smith: "Hey Helen, what is your husband-dad dressing up as for Halloween?"
Helen: "He is dressing up as the Yellow Teletubby."
Smith: "Oh! He is going to become a Telehubby!"

by Penelopé October 8, 2023

robotic telepresence

Remote real time sensory co-presence between a human and a robotic machine capable of delivering multiple sensing input/output on a bi-directional wireless connection.

To save money and human life, NASA plans to explore the solar system by using drones or more specifically, robotic telepresence.

by Quido1 February 16, 2010

Neutered Television

As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.

Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"

Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

dirty telescope

When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.

"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".

by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017

Blue telephone

A male ass also known as bussy. Also similar to pink telephone but ass play instead of masturbation / orgasm

‘ i want you to play with my blue telephone. ‘

by Chanelsoberlin March 31, 2021

chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 14, 2013