Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018

Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Allahu akbar tax

Girls finding arabic/muslim men less attractive to white men

"Damn he handsome as hell if he wasnt arab he would have all the bitches on his dick"

"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."

by Smemmga male March 10, 2024

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg

i will fanum tax your gyat

by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024

I hate taxes

an extreme dislike for taxes

Billy from the government: It's time to pay your taxes
Timmy: Nah bro I hate taxes

by bigmemetranslator June 14, 2023