my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

by baysil September 15, 2023

Tolya

Short term for a child molester,and or pedophile.

Keep your kids close, there’s a Tolya on the scene!

by ahakwowuffjj September 16, 2019

Tolkie

A person who read Tolkien in Junior High, and never really got over it. The guy who quotes the Silmarillion like it was the inspired Word of God. The guy who thinks the movies are crap because they don't pronounce the Sindar dialect correctly.

"I saw LOTR on opening night, and the place was full of Tolkies. I was like, 'shut up and enjoy the movie!'"

by timecube June 16, 2004

Toledo Rocket

When a man masturbates and his sperm is propelled with enough force to reach the vagina or anus of the partner who is at least 3 feet away

Dude I totally did a Toledo Rocket last night at A-house
toledo mudd hen cleveland steamer sky walker metal dan

by ahouse 3rd floor January 18, 2011

a little birdie told me

When you hear something from a person's twitter feed.

twitter feed: OMG LOOK AT THESE AWESHUM PUMPS. #omgSHOES (insert twitpic)

...later...

Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!

Person: A little birdie told me.

by tjt2013 August 30, 2011

j.r.r. tolkien

john ronald raoule tolekien. groundbreaking fantasy author of mid-twentieth century; mostly known for "the lord of the rings" series and "the hobbit."

by joe October 12, 2003

toller

a person who makes random comments, to random people. if you're a toller, you toll a lot of things.
when you toll, you make a mistake.

toll also means to cum, or to orgasm.

"ahaha you're SUCH a toller."


"ugh, i just tolled everywhere."

"watch where you step, i tolled on the floor."

by nancin April 16, 2009