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toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty
shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
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Toaster Rich

When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
by chadfieldingstoneworth August 9, 2013
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toasted butter

Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)
Toasted Butter - Directions

1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter

2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster

3. set timer to 6 minutes

4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl

5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
by Bored Potato October 22, 2019
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Toast

Toast
Toast
by TheToastHasAKnife April 24, 2020
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Black-Toasted

To overdo something. Make something gawdy.
Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.
by Phoebe Beaver April 15, 2005
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pleasantly toasted

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.
By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.
by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006
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Tot Toaster

The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010
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