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Low bob

A word that newbs say in online video games when they think someone is doing something cheap to win.
Jenny: omg fmg9 akimbo noob!

Jose: They're in the game, therefore I'm allowed to use this weapon.

Jenny: ur just a low bob who has to do anything just to win!
by Hare1lh January 30, 2012
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bob-robert

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
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cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015
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bob tart

bob tart is a cow that sucks dick and eats ass
by God Clan May 10, 2019
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Born on the Bob

Happy Thanksgiving blood! Yo somebody pass the Born on the Bob!
by Fancy Colt January 2, 2020
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Bob the builder

A construction man that loves to play with his tool
He loves playing with his tool
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass

Bob the builder will fuck it
by Hobby lobby November 18, 2020
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