The Van Schwack Law 

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.

Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "

The Van Schwack Law by Lark Druid February 6, 2022

The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.

Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.

The Van Schwack Principle by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022

The Viking 

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.

Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.

The Viking by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022

The Vanicsek-Turing Test 

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

The Vanicsek-Turing Test by the1g June 27, 2022

The Veitch method 

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)

The Veitch method by Ethan.M July 20, 2022

The Vin-Diesel

To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.

A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”

Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.

Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.

Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.

The Vin-Diesel by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022

the vexera discord bot spam 

Discord is a popular platform for communication and entertainment, enabling users to connect and engage.

However, excessive use of Vexera's "+urban" command poses concerns.

Spamming it floods channels, interrupting conversations and hindering meaningful discussions.

Irrelevant definitions cause confusion and frustration, overwhelming users.

Inappropriate or offensive content from user-generated definitions can create an uncomfortable or unsafe environment.

Moreover, constant spam strains the bot's resources, causing lag and disruptions.

This behavior reduces productivity, distracts from server activities, and prevents others from benefiting from the bot's features.

Discord offers various channels for engaging discussions and knowledge sharing.

Encouraging users to explore these channels enhances the platform's value and sense of community.

Educating users about the consequences fosters respect and a more enjoyable environment.

Discouraging "+urban" spam maintains respect, prevents disruptions, protects users, and fosters meaningful interactions.

Let's create a responsible culture for an enjoyable Discord experience.

person 1: +urban 9/11
person 1: +urban 9/11
person 1: +urban 9/11
person 1: +urban 9/11
moderator: STOP THE VEXERA DISCORD BOT SPAM
person 1: sorry i will stop

the vexera discord bot spam by thestonebone June 17, 2023