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Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
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Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019
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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
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Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
by Unipress May 25, 2018
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Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word
by Working For It August 8, 2016
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Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!
She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!
by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020
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fist unicorn

Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.
by unicornsoffury May 18, 2014
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