Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!

Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.

by fuckyoubuddy October 30, 2011

Bologna Rings

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.

Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?

by Jacksonz04 March 20, 2012

ring ringer

An Individual Who Licks An Anal Ring After A Bowel Movement!

Leslie Is The Head Ring Ringer!

by JimM July 14, 2014

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs June 30, 2010

Kielbasa Ring

Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring

it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 07, 2017

Ring rage

Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.

Richard encountered extreme ring rage after a night of beer and "the hottest curry you can make".

by Ring rage November 07, 2015

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

by First Ring April 19, 2003