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Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.
"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."
by Elsis May 16, 2016
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Junked

When someone is completely away with it
Fs mate that wee jacks had 3 half bottles he’s junked out the wazoo
by Strokema_cok69 April 9, 2025
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Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.
Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!
by ACID13X May 26, 2012
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To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime
”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”
by SwiftJace October 5, 2025
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junk

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
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Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011
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