car-tastrophe

The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.

My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.

by Rebecca Mackinlay April 25, 2008

Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor

how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.

by MiamiJones September 28, 2011

car dp445

Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer

"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”

by Sockman247 October 1, 2023

Car Voice

When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.

Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.

"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.

by Milsie October 26, 2009

Baby Car

A car birthed from the exhaust after a mommy and daddy car have fun.Then it grows up and makes its own baby car.

When a mommy car and a daddy car pass exhaust trough each other,it makes a baby car.

by giraffe71 April 20, 2016

The 3am car

Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever

OMG there is the 3am car agin

by Iszy a peep May 7, 2020

cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007