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weed tea

When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!
oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.
by jamesyy. September 15, 2007
mugGet the weed teamug.

Tea Finder

Tea Finder means when you or someone else finds tea and shares the gossip/information with your friends.
Kristina: We are officially Tea Finders
McKenna: I LOVE THAT SM
by big fat orange cat June 11, 2018
mugGet the Tea Findermug.

Tea on the rocks.

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.
When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.
by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010
mugGet the Tea on the rocks.mug.

steep the tea

When sitting at the toilet, your balls hang down and dip into the toilet water, much like a tea bag into a tea cup.
Dude, they have one of those round toilets and I accidentally steeped the tea.

Bro, Never steep the tea!
by ZWSD January 26, 2014
mugGet the steep the teamug.

Peace tea

A very underrated drink, that comes in a variety of flavors . If you drink it or used to drink it you’re probably bisexual or listen to too much cavetown and/or Clairo
Person1: “Hey is that a peace tea?”

Person2: “Oh yea! it’s Snow berry flavor! you should try it!”
by cezwiz042 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Peace teamug.

Tea Bag

To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.
I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.
by MrTallyMon June 13, 2011
mugGet the Tea Bagmug.

iced tea

A really cute boy that likes you back. You never seen this boy before but your brother is besr friends with him. He also plays soccer on the 05 beadling boys team.
Me: Iced tea is really cute.
Molly: I know beadling boyz are so cute.
by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019
mugGet the iced teamug.

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