Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

swasscrack

it’s a sweaty asscrack.

bro my swasscrack is so moist

by *~Bunny~* <3 December 20, 2021

Swassley

If your name is Ashley and you have large amounts of visible ass sweat.

Look at Swassley running around over there, it looks like she had an accident!

by bebebobo9889 December 27, 2021

swiss

a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down

"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"

"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"

by certified gremlin December 29, 2021

Swassty

When you have been sweating so much that you have swass and it starts to get gross, swassty

Sitting here in the sun so long has turned my sweaty ass into a nasty swassty

by Drkryptonite January 1, 2022

Swass Chocolate

The act of placing chocolate between ones ass cheeks and sitting on it all day so that it melts into a form of lava cake which your partner then licks out of your ass at the end of the day.

"Honey, can you make swass chocolate for tonight?"
"Boys, guess what? My wife made swass chocolate last night, you gotta try it. YUM."

by Buttstuf420 March 2, 2022

Swass

When your profusely uncontrollably sweating out of your anal(ass) crack.

Boy- that bush nigger had mad swass I can see it from here

Girl- Ik his whole asshole is soaking wet

by Bush boy08 March 4, 2022