Sorry

Sorry is a word unknown to my X girlfriend.

After losing my job do to a medical problem my X girlfriend of 9 years, told me to move out. She said I would not have enough money to pay the mortgage.

I did not get one "Sorry" . The only thing I got from this is knowledge.

This is for women and men. "Study your mates friends and pay attention to every detail especially to there conversations or sneakiness. I liked her because she was drama free. It might be a sign of lack of emotions.

by Pathetic man May 6, 2011

sorry, bold move

Phrase commonly used when an awkward, usually quiet, situation arises between you and a lady/man friend, in an attempt to lighten the mood with laughter. Can be used via text or mouth, depending on the awkward scenario encountered.

Girl: omg it's so hot today..
Boy: you're so hot today ;)
Girl: (no response for a while)
Boy: sorry, bold move.
Girl: (immediate response) hahaha it's alright!

by sideberns September 28, 2011

Sorry state

A state/situation where one, after facing failure in all aspects of life, resort to hating oneself.

John: Dude, you know what? This Mike is totally fucked, he is in a sorry state.
Smith: yes man, he is totally fucked.

by psychograped May 31, 2012

Pepper spray

When a females period blood drips down from her vagina to her asshole and farts.

Did you hear? Jen pepper sprayed Joe in the face!

by Dmoneygucci69 April 20, 2018

Bend-n-Spray

An episode of explosive diarhea so intense that one could literally bend over and spray fecal matter from one's ass. Also know as blasting the porcelin off the pot.

Dude,
I just painted the back wall of the third shitter stall with a massive attack of bend-n-spray.

by Malibu Effron March 16, 2009

see and spray

the act of seducing a chick that is way too hot for you. you get her nekkid and before you can consummate the act of love, you ejaculate, possibly on her, the bed, the floor, yourself or maybe even the door of the room. This is due to over-excitement

Joe: I can't believe you got to bang that smokin' piece of ass, Natalie Portman!
Jason: Naw man, it was more of a see and spray. :(

by Atowntommy September 5, 2007

No Sorry, Be on Time

When being late has become such a bad habit or perpetual sin among lots of selfish people that it is easier to apologize for making everybody wait for them than make the effort to being on time.

Saying sorry is conveniently easy and seldom comes with a penalty, but planning their time to be punctual is pretty hard for an unhealthy number of folks—for them, “no sorry, be on time” sounds like Greek to them.

by MathPlus December 22, 2018