Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.

Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.

by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010

Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.

We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.

by a. dow. February 27, 2011

Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.

I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!

by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011

spidant

it's a spider that looks like an ant

a spidant just crawled on my arm, ew

by smartperson123 July 29, 2015

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

snoidian slip

When a snoid (someone who gets horned up when sniffing bike seats and chairs after someone has just stood up makes a freudian slip. an accidental, yet purposeful slip of the tongue.

Jake: Hey chica, you owe me sex dollars. Shit, i meant six dollars.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.

by Snoid_girl June 15, 2016

Spiderjuan

He's the better spiderman, he eats tacos, has a mustache and wears sombreros into battle while riding a horse yelling Arriba

It's Spiderjuan, he came to save us all

by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017