shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.

I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.

by Just_Tom September 21, 2009

cave spider

A dark blue spider that spawns within abandoned mineshafts. Cave spiders have 12 health (6 hearts) and do light damage (1-3) plus 5-10 seconds of poison damage which can be deadly. They are smaller than regular spiders, allowing them to go through 1x1 holes. When in combat, it's best to use a stone or above level sword to defeat them. The enchantment "Bane of Arthropods" is very useful since it does extra damage to spiders. It's best to keep milk aswell to clear out the poison. When cave spiders die, they drop string and spider eyes

cave spider

by Mallow445 November 27, 2013

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

snoderly

Usualy a closet homosexual, who prefers the company of heavily obese hispanic men and german sheppards and is an expert in beastiality. Also known as riley or a combination of both

Gross look at who Snoderly is dating.

by Riley IsaFag March 31, 2009

SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Ace of Spades

The woman's vagina and ass combo when she is bent over on all fours. The shape is derived from her asshole to around the outside of her labia majora and then in towards the slit. That makes the spade. The stem is normally visualized unless the girl has meaty labia minora. Though a girl with small or unseen inner labia makes for the best example of an "ace of spades". The "ace" in the name is a great pseudonym for ass or asshole.

Her ace of spades was to die for. I could eat it all night.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 28, 2010

spodering

When a group of 3 or more men ejaculate at once on to a woman's face, creating a spiderweb-like design

Tim: Hey bro, so I was spodering all over Melissa last night.
Jerry: Damn, bro, so was I!

Tim: Damn...

by NightmareFuel13 January 14, 2019