Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.

According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.

by bitchuck December 14, 2024

wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person

When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere

by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

Sperm Relation

When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm

I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.

by fotzi101 January 29, 2020

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024