Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.

Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!

by The rush hour... September 21, 2016

Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

Sperm mode

When you are here doing things in sperm mode. Nothing special, just sperm mode.

Pisschilling in sperm mode.

by Le véritable January 26, 2022

Sperm Web

When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web

*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!

by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014

sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm

Theres sperm goblins in the woods

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.

“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”

by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025

Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019