Bull Sperm 

its the cooler way to say Bull Sh**!

Thats a bunch of BULL SPERM I did not sleep with your mom last night it was your Grandma thank you!

Bull Sperm by Lindsay January 22, 2004

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise 

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

speed of sperm 

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

speed of sperm by roastmutton July 3, 2011

packaging sperm 

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

packaging sperm by eriador April 7, 2007

Waste of sperm 

You

Hey look at that waste of sperm reading this

Waste of sperm by azfred June 18, 2021

walking talking sperm bank 

beth from the trailer park

beth sucks a lot of cock

walking talking sperm bank by steve April 22, 2004

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper 

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper by Andy April 17, 2005