speed of sperm 

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

speed of sperm by roastmutton July 3, 2011

packaging sperm 

styrofoam packaging peanuts, see ghost poop

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."

packaging sperm by eriador April 7, 2007

Waste of sperm 

You

Hey look at that waste of sperm reading this

Waste of sperm by azfred June 18, 2021

walking talking sperm bank 

beth from the trailer park

beth sucks a lot of cock

walking talking sperm bank by steve April 22, 2004

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper 

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper by Andy April 17, 2005

olympic sperm 

your sperm is olympic, it can swim through any internal organs, it can hurdle any course, it is a mutant type of sperm, when contacted with,you will be impregnated immediatley, whether male or female this sperm is dangerous, beware of Martin Barr, he has an army of children, we belive there are thousands but there may be more, if you are a victim let us know!!!!

human olympic sperm, impregnates monkeys!

olympic sperm by random act of God!! July 20, 2006

Little Sperm Thrombosis 

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!

Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!

Little Sperm Thrombosis by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008