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Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.
Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok
by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021
mugGet the Spanksmug.

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.
You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.
by Shuaman July 1, 2019
mugGet the Yanked, spanked and bankedmug.

spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
mugGet the spank my tankmug.

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.
“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”
by eternalsadness January 30, 2022
mugGet the Stank And Spankmug.

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank
(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.
by Mama Pete October 19, 2018
mugGet the front butt spankingmug.

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe
That boy Anthony really spank shit.
by Asher adams January 23, 2025
mugGet the Spank shitmug.

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019
mugGet the spank a cougarmug.

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