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social splash 

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed
“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.
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social selling 

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.
When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.

social media relationship 

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media
"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

Social Sadist 

A person who gets joy from exposing and mocking personal information about people. The most brutal of roasters
"Don't get too close to Marie, she's a social sadist, tell her anything and she'll make you regret it."

social collective 

social collective

noun

is a term referring to the mass populous who support socialism.
the social collective is the most important component for the realization of a socialist revolution.

Social Gamble 

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.
*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*
Social Gamble by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

social security baby 

someone who grew up living only on social security income; checks. Someone coming from a struggle. Majority of the family income comes from the government.
That boy had it tough, he was a social security baby.