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Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)
Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF
by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016
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smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.
There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.
by Obi July 13, 2003
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Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
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Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.
Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win
by BabyLayla December 13, 2019
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
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