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smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.
by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023
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Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players
Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze
by N.z.R November 23, 2023
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Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.
Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly
by a fallen angle December 5, 2022
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow
Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow
by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023
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Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown
Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
by HexCodec September 19, 2023
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