bitch smash

A fight between two drunken whores that ends in one of them owning the other, normally a firm bitch slap to the face

Lindsay Lohan: I just like bitch smashed Hilton..in front of the..papa..razzi. (Falls to the floor and vomits)

by Captain Epilepsy April 8, 2008

smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

Smash Testicle

The everlasting glowing sphere of fiery power that can sometimes be sequestered from a crate, barrel or will occasionally burst from the womb of the universe. Some go there whole lives without ever seeing the elusive bright shine that can drive even the most lowly knave to supreme glory. Its origins date back to ancient times, (Jan 31 2008). Its raw energy derived from the NUTSACK OF CHUCK NORRIS, shooting from his throbbing urethra, the energy shot forth into the bowels of the universe's cunthole. It gestated for countless millenia waiting for the opportune moment to blast through and reveal its supreme power in a display of unparalleled awesomeness. Gaining the power of the deceptive orb requires cunning, skill, stamina, endurance, luck and pure testosterone. It may last only for a moment, but for that brief instant... you are god.

Nadsack: no... dont get it...

Dude: Im gonna get it!!! IM gonna get the smash testicle!!!!!!!

Nadsack: NOOoOOo!!!

Dude: YES! I GOT IT!

Nadsack: *blown away in blinding light AAAUAHAUAGAHAAGH!!!!

Dude:....I love this game.

by cockjuggling thundercunt October 13, 2009

pumpkin smashing

When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.

"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.

by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

sophomore smash

Shoving, pushing, tripping, etc. a sophomore into a locker or down the steps for own personal amusement. Also used as a game for juniors as seniors.

Now that we are juniors we can participate in sophomore smash.

by This is free August 13, 2014

Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

by sbeere December 9, 2008