Smarthistory

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

SmartAss-Like

When perusing someone's facebook and you like someone's wallpost, comment, status, or etc. just to make them mad because it's obviously something you don't like.

My girlfriend left me for another guy, so when she changed her relationship status I definitely used a SmartAss-Like on that shit.

by TheOriginalSmartAss April 3, 2011

smart finish

Chinese English for happy ending.

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.

by knowledgegrief August 6, 2011

smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011

Smartasshole

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.

Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.

by psudoe August 4, 2012

Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.

That is Smart Vento!!!

by smartpromoter November 16, 2012

Smartassia

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.

I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.

by brandaz888 June 6, 2013