SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

simp

bodie

Hey is that a simp???
No thats just bodie.

by JORDY BODIES BROTHER April 10, 2020

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020