SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

simp

oliver

oliver is a simp

by alive leasure October 21, 2020