Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")

Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)

Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though

by EmoLife March 30, 2019

simon

To Hack another persons social media account to speak highly of oneself or insinuate you are 'hung'

Person 1: Hey what are you doing on the computer?
Person 2: Er.. Um nothing
Person 1: You better not be pulling a Simon!
Person 2: *hangs head in shame* I'm sorry. I did pull a Simon.

by nail—biting—shite November 29, 2014

simon joke

What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.

ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.

This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.

Someone funny tells a joke.

Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!

Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.

*Awkward Silence*

by kurupted_gwyla March 29, 2005

simonett

Simonett is the type of person to steal the name simon and add ett at the end.

That man is a Simonett

by UrAnusss May 19, 2018

Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016

simes

hello its me, i just wanna dance... leviosAAAAAAAA

simes

by very lucky guy123 April 28, 2020

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S is carried in overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018