Simon

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

by anonymous July 13, 2023

bebu simon

an abstract concept about a young man who wants to forget he has dated a whore, but everyone in his life only knows him for that

Look at Alberto, he is such a bebu simon, we only know him because he dated coca.

by hgaekelv May 14, 2024

Simon

Duolingo pro. Skates in parking lots; poorly. Graphic Tee connoisseur. Lewd Telestration illustrator. Backseat driver. Shy for only the first hour of conversation and then transforms into a bloodthirsty horndog. Fart sound maker.

Sweet cock bro, what'd you name it?
Simon.
Nice.

by ur_momma_lol_xd September 20, 2022

simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

by Tippeki October 6, 2023

Simon

Smart

Jens is not Simon

by Firegifguy May 10, 2022

simons opinion

something you don't care about, it is just shit.

Did you hear what trump said about china?
OMG that's such a simons opinion, Who even takes him seriously?

by YoloMcSwagLord June 13, 2016