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Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
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Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
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Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.
"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"
by Lacara4d December 25, 2019
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.
I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.
by savagery696910 July 13, 2016
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shrek

any meaning fits yk.. don't be shreky ;)
It's a wonderful day to be shrek ( Jobibby )
I feel shreky today...

That's total shrek!
by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022
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