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Shrekfast Face

When someone has breakfast face, but also looks like Shrek.
Man that girls got Shrekfast face.
by Josh Le Quire April 15, 2008
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Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv
James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green
by Scousish January 14, 2009
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Shpeckle

A small amount of something
1. A short time period; usually between 5 min and 15 minutes.
2. 1-4.5 items
3. A "dab" or "pinch"
1. "I'll be there in a shpeckle! And by shpeckle, I mean 7 minutes!"
2. "I only want a shpeckle of m&m's, and by shpeckle, I mean a range of 1 to 4.5 m&m's"
3. "Okay, now you add a shpeckle of cinnamon to the cookie dough; and by shpeckle, I mean a "dab" or "pinch"
by The Palinator March 22, 2009
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shrek

a green ogar disliked by many children because of his hideousness and has no friends. Spends most of his life stalking his next victims.
jimmy:yo did you see shrek today
Jessica:no but you better hide before you get shrekt
by someguy that u dont now April 13, 2017
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shmeck

A universal word that is used as a substitute for fuck, wrecked, shit, etc. Also used in substitute for fooled or tricked. Created and very popular in South Florida.
This food smells like shmeck.

My brother got shmecked by the other team.
I love shmecking kids since the day I was born.
by Shmecker April 18, 2017
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Shpeckle

Droplets of dried semen on your pants or shorts...
Hey bro we know you were in there jerking off.you have a huge shpeckle by your zipper!
by Maniacjack74 January 17, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek shall Fiona soon bc shrek he shreked me hard HES MINE M8TIE ANYONE WHO STEALS HIM IS DED
shrek is a good shreker he does it hard
by Shrekina December 2, 2018
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