Shock Lock

Like the rock lock, except the sexual hand gesture of the shocker is used instead of the rock fist.

Ben congradulated Clint with a shock lock after winning the game.

by C_Ris January 29, 2008

Shockenfreude

Humor and amusement derived by a topic that others find horrifying.

John received such a feeling of shockenfreude when he learned about the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's department's public safety bulletin on Pedobear.

by Coriform September 14, 2010

Shock and Awetism

An event in which a person with Autism is electrocuted to the point of death. Most common in the southern states where different people are poorly treated.

Did you see the shock and awetism last night?

by Wabaloo September 18, 2012

CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY

WHEN PERFORMING THE SHOCKER WHILE THE GIRL IS ON THE RAG, AND HAS DIARRHEA.

MY GIRL WAS NOT INTO IT LAST NIGHT, SO I GAVE HER THE CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY INSTEAD.

by PHIL FONNER August 17, 2008

After-Shocker

The act peformed by a female after receiving "the shocker" from a poor excuse for a male. It can be gesticulated in photos or as a threat by flashing the knee, as that is what will be grounded into said males testicles after he attempts "the shocker", and not lightly either, with an exceeding amount of force.
Aptly named the "After-Shocker" as it is after, and also a shocker of its own.

*Boy gives Girl the Shocker*
Girl : "Oh my God, what did you just do?"
Boy: *Laughing* "Hahahaha, gave you the shocker"
*Girl performs After-Shocker*
Boy: *screaming in agony* "Jeeeezzzzzzzz what the hell was that for?"
Girl: " Being a complete asshole, goodbye"
*Girl exits leaving boy writhing in agony*

by TheJustice123 March 2, 2010

The Shocker

Everyone knows what the Shocker is.

Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the pie, one in the eye
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the bowl, one in the hole
Two in the fish, one in the dish

by Tim Towers November 23, 2003

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

by benormous May 4, 2006